Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

DISCLAIMER: This comment was posted on The Internet Movie Database as a part of their user comment section. I posted it to express my opinion of the 2009 Michael Bay film titled, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. As many fans of my comments have noticed, my comment has repeatedly be taken down by crazed fanboys who cannot accept someone would have a differing opinion than them about the film. I have received many hate emails and private messages from multiple fanboys. Here is one particularly humorous example.

Sent to my hotmail address from A_Disney_Massacre:

what is wrong with u?‏

"Y r u suck a hater man? Revenge of the fallen was amazing!!! A great sequal! Personally, i agree with almost all of your movie and music choices and if u add Eminem and System of a down to your music list i wouldnt be writing this to u. But u r a idiot. It might be because your canadian?"

So as you can see, the rationale of a typical fanboy isn't exactly up to par. I have received several others in a similar vein, from people calling me "a pretentious wanker who only loves films by Wes Anderson" to "a retarded Aspergers infected faggot". None the less, it isn't the hate mail that I recieve that bothers me. It is the fact that the fanboys cannot handle someone else's opinion so they feel the need to report my comment over and over again. In retaliation, I have decided to post my comment on here as my first official comment so that they can be prevented from innappropriately reporting and censoring me like the little pissants that they are. It is now presented to whoever wants to read it, in it's original, uncut, unaltered, and full length form. Please note that I do not hate people who like this film. People can have their opinions of it. I have no problem with that. However, I feel that I should be able to state my opinion about something if I feel that it is called for. So again, here is my user comment for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

2 stars out of 10

Yeah, I'm going to have to blame the fans for this one.

ORIGINALLY POSTED: 29 June 2009

Let me put it to you this way. If all you want to watch two robots fighting each other, you will not like this film. What you will experience instead are the following; Giant robot testicles, John Turturro's scrotum and buttocks, two dogs humping nonstop, robots humping humans, non-stop close-ups of Megan Fox's clothed private parts, a giant robot penis, endless amounts of sex jokes in general, robot heaven, robot black racist stereotypes, conspiracy theorist stereotypes, a mentally handicapped college professor compare himself to god, a woman going crazy from exposure to marijuana, two second transportation across the world over and over, a girl speed racing to Washington from LA, a guy not caring that a robot has saved his life constantly, characters getting killed and then magically being alive again, obnoxious and annoying subplots involving human characters that we couldn't possibly even begin to care about, pretentious and shameless Michael Bay advertisements for his other work, lots of falling wheels, lots of falling cars, lots of falling cogs, lots of falling bolts, lots of falling pieces of random scrap metal that breaks apart far too easily, lots of people not caring that giant robots are fighting in the middle of the city, lots of really bad dialogue, lots of confusing gray colored robots with no discernible features, endless amounts of plot holes, endless amounts of scenes of characters pointing out plot holes and then being shut up, and NO PLOT. There is nothing here. Not even the fight scenes manage to satisfy. It's all just a lot of endless noise and machinery flying all over the place for no reason! Occasionally you'll get a lackluster view of robots holding onto each other and shoving each other and that's it! I actually enjoyed the first film, mind you. It wasn't good or anything, but it was entertaining. TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN is just junk, plain and simple. There is, literally, nothing. There's no reason to care, no reason to watch, and no reason to waste money on it. It is just junk. That's the best way I can describe it. Junk. I'm so glad I saw this for free because if I had paid to see this I probably would never go see a Michael Bay film ever again.